I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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