Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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