i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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