walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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