Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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