but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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