So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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