he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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