you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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