I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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