About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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