So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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