From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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