He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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