Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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