You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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