You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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