I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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