69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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