just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
