his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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