what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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