We're like a lot better than the average bears
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
