So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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