it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize