i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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