so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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