im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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