i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize