glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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