Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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