How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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