You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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