FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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