Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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