16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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