Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Bring me that man meat
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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