I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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