Is it normal to miss your booty call?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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