Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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