I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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