yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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