ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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