Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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