I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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