pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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