its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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