Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
