So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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