Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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