problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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