How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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