Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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