I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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