I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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