five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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